Sometimes I write stuff that's not advertising...
Essay: Let's Save Sitting! (McSweeney's)
Essay: Classic Pop Songs: Where are They Now? (McSweeney's)
Essay: Jr. High Chi Minh (Thought Catalog)
Essay: Follow the Breath (The Big Jewel)
Essay: 15 Years of Anniversary Gifts, Updated to Reflect Reality (Frostedtip)
Standup: My six-minute comedy career
Travel Blog: OOTO like whoa
Comedy Writing: Sketches. Pilots. Specs. Wanna read 'em? SRSLY I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.