Sometimes I write stuff that's not advertising... 


Essay: Let's Save Sitting! (McSweeney's)

Essay: Classic Pop Songs: Where are They Now?  (McSweeney's)

Essay: Jr. High Chi Minh  (Thought Catalog)

Essay: Follow the Breath (The Big Jewel)

Essay: 15 Years of Anniversary Gifts, Updated to Reflect Reality (Frostedtip)

List: Alternative health establishments that should be opened by characters from Bruce Springsteen songs (McSweeney's)

Standup: My six-minute comedy career

Travel Blog: OOTO like whoa

Tumblr: Potential book covers for my future memoir 

Comedy Writing: Sketches. Pilots. Specs. Wanna read 'em? SRSLY I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.